Borich Reunion

The Assorted Wisdom of Dr. George Borich

Musical Attacks

I played solo -- so low no one could hear me.

Scherzo -- I got scared, so I didn't play.

"Sounds like wet towels thrown against the wall."

Sequiturs and Non-Sequiturs

Do you walk to school, or carry your lunch?

Is it hotter in the summer or in the country?

I'm slow, but I do poor work.

Well, well, well, that's a deep subject!

It's not the Heat, it's the Humility!

I don't want to mention any names, but her initials are ...

You're a false alarm, ...

There's a fungus among us.

There's static in the attic.

Dey's rubella in de cella'.

Putdowns

You're good, you should be on the stage. It's leaving in five minutes.

Excuse me for speaking while you're interrupting.

You have a point there, but your hair covers it.

Concepts

"Sky Hooks"

Geronimo Linkages

Satchafratcha (Jim Gustafson?)

Band Cheers

El Veevo, El Vivo, El Veevo Vivo Vum!
"Boom!" said a rat trap bigger than a cat trap.
"Boom!" said a cat trap bigger than a rat trap.
"Boom!" said another one bigger than the other one.
Hannibal! Hannibal! Sis boom bah!
Lake Forest, Lake Forest, rah, rah, rah!
 
We eat Wheaties, we are fit.
The other team doesn't, they eat [clap, clap]
Shredded wheat!
 
Alemain, Alemain coctavy sis giddy boom boom
Ray Peskovy Go!
Lake Forest, Yo Yo!
 
Left ..., left, ...
Left, right, left, ...
Left my wife and forty-nine kids
On the brink of starvation with nothing but gingerbread
Left ..., left, ...
 
We're from Lake Forest,
We are rich.
Get out of our way
You son of a ...
 
Is this an old LFHS band cheer?
Rah rah ree,
Kick 'em in the knee!
Rah rah rass,
Kick 'em in the other knee!

Marching Band Motto

"Wait until we can play indoors where we can make some real music!"